Hey guys. I just made myself a pretty good quesadilla and now I'm sipping on this Imperial Stout aged in Pinot Noir barrels. Not a bad night so far. Shit, it's only 6pm ? Plenty of time to get trashed before I go on my run. Ok time to start writing.
Onward To Golgotha
I think I'm the only dude not pumped for this card. GSP never excited me and tomorrow night will end up being 25 more minutes of single jabs and takedowns. Maybe he'll go for a kimura but won't commit to it. Maybe he'll throw TWO jabs (holy fuck). Maybe he'll just knock himself out backstage before he walks out and we don't have to see the fight at all. I'm fine with that actually. You really think Condom is gonna throw headkicks ? Fuck no. He's gonna be scurred of being controlled on top for the whole round. You think he's gonna be able to sit on his power and throw a left hook like he did to Hardy ? Pfft. Fuck outta here guy. GSP gonna GSP.
Too busy looking at Sara Underwood pictures to really get focused on these fights but the whole card kinda sucks a bag anyways so it's not a big deal.
OH JOHNY HENDRICKS FUCK YEAH DUDE. You already know he's knocking out Martin Kampmann. He's due for an awesome finish anyways. First round ? First punch ? I don't know but I have a feeling it'll be similar to when he killfuckdestroyed Amir Sadollah but this time Kampmann is going completely out. I told Johny to hit me up afterwards so we can get some bison burgers with extra aged cheddar and onion rings and jalapeno poppers. That's how we bearded dudes do it. Hendricks by KO first round.
I wanna cheer for Tom Lawlor but he's fighting a big black guy that has the voice of a French villain from a Disney movie. That means you have a 100% chance of losing badly. Poor Tom Lawlor, he a dead man. Big Black Guy gonna dominate from the start and end up choking him out with a dominant black arm triangle. RIP.
Costa Philipoo is a Greek and Greek food is awesome.
Mark Hominick sucks. Pablo Garza sucks. Gonna be tweeting Brittney Palmer during this fight hoping she sends me some feet pics.
Patrick Cooty sucks. Alessio Sakara sucks. Patrick Cooty has a better chin. Doesn't matter cause they both suck.
I've lost my patience for this card already. I'm gonna drink some more you assholes.
