What's up you
savages. Just ate a fat dinner and now I'm riding this buzz brought to
you by the Ommegang brewery. I wish there was more than 4 fights on this
card that I cared about but we'll make the best of it. Time to grind.
Onward To Golgotha
Rickson by armbar.
Ok now that we got the Ronda analysis out of the way, let's get to the REAL main event. This fight should be 5 rounds. 5 rounds so I can have a 25 minute raging erection in anticipation of an H-Bomb or a Crane Kick KO. This is going to bring the ultra violence. I can just feel it in my balls. Hendo shouldn't be ale to land anything on Machida but anything is possible and oh my gosh the tension will be so thick. Of course the Los Angeles crowd will be booing cause they're a bunch of assholecuntbastarddicks but I'm getting off point. Who do I think is going to win ? Machida. My gut is going with Machida and I feel like he can be the first to knock out Hendo with a beautiful counter. Hendo throwing that dumb inside leg kick and then throwing his weight and overhand right on to Machida's chin would be fucking amazing though. Brain: Machida. Heart: Hendo.
So tired of seeing Faber fight. I'd prefer if he just went to Bellator and fought Eduardo Dantas a bunch of times instead of clogging up the main cards with his butt chin. Dudes on the decline. That being said, The Pride Of El Salvador is getting decision'd like a motherfucker in this fight. Pinche pobrecito. I don't think Menjivar has the power to KO Faber and he certainly won't submit him. He might just go for infinite spinning back fists though and score the second biggest upset of the year. Who knows. That actually sounds good, Menjivar by spinning back fist KO 1st round. Death to butt chins.
Court Mcgee and Josh Neer are on the main card of a PPV in 2013. Yeah. Fuck MMA.
Did you see Kos' hair at the weigh ins ? What the fuck man. Robbie Lawler doesn't have ridiculous hair. He wins by flying knee KO late 1st round. Fuck it.
Don't understand how Lavar "Big Penis" Johnson and Brenda Slob weren't on the main card. The fuck. Thank god Slob is getting knocked out fast and I'll be drunk by then so that'll enhance the experience x666. Big Penis by big floppy ko.
I swear to god this card better be fucking exciting. On paper it looks like absolute shit. Anyways, enjoy your friday night you savages and join me in the Discussion Zone tomorrow.
Onward To Golgotha
Rickson by armbar.
Ok now that we got the Ronda analysis out of the way, let's get to the REAL main event. This fight should be 5 rounds. 5 rounds so I can have a 25 minute raging erection in anticipation of an H-Bomb or a Crane Kick KO. This is going to bring the ultra violence. I can just feel it in my balls. Hendo shouldn't be ale to land anything on Machida but anything is possible and oh my gosh the tension will be so thick. Of course the Los Angeles crowd will be booing cause they're a bunch of assholecuntbastarddicks but I'm getting off point. Who do I think is going to win ? Machida. My gut is going with Machida and I feel like he can be the first to knock out Hendo with a beautiful counter. Hendo throwing that dumb inside leg kick and then throwing his weight and overhand right on to Machida's chin would be fucking amazing though. Brain: Machida. Heart: Hendo.
So tired of seeing Faber fight. I'd prefer if he just went to Bellator and fought Eduardo Dantas a bunch of times instead of clogging up the main cards with his butt chin. Dudes on the decline. That being said, The Pride Of El Salvador is getting decision'd like a motherfucker in this fight. Pinche pobrecito. I don't think Menjivar has the power to KO Faber and he certainly won't submit him. He might just go for infinite spinning back fists though and score the second biggest upset of the year. Who knows. That actually sounds good, Menjivar by spinning back fist KO 1st round. Death to butt chins.
Court Mcgee and Josh Neer are on the main card of a PPV in 2013. Yeah. Fuck MMA.
Did you see Kos' hair at the weigh ins ? What the fuck man. Robbie Lawler doesn't have ridiculous hair. He wins by flying knee KO late 1st round. Fuck it.
Don't understand how Lavar "Big Penis" Johnson and Brenda Slob weren't on the main card. The fuck. Thank god Slob is getting knocked out fast and I'll be drunk by then so that'll enhance the experience x666. Big Penis by big floppy ko.
I swear to god this card better be fucking exciting. On paper it looks like absolute shit. Anyways, enjoy your friday night you savages and join me in the Discussion Zone tomorrow.
