Sup dudes. You know it's a good week when you can do your fight picks on a Monday evening. I loved it when the WEC would have fights on Sundays or Wednesdays or some other silly day and I'm glad the UFC is doing that by putting on cards that have Amir Sadollah co-maining.* I also had a chicken bake today and it was awesome.
Onward To Golgotha
The UFC fucked up so badly. It shoulda been the Korean Zombie vs Aldo. No one would give him a chance but it sure as fuck would make more sense than having Eric Cokehead fight him in the main event. Idiots. Sorry for starting off on an angry note but any card that has Amir Sadollah just pisses me off to no end. It's only going to get worse from here on out.
So Dustin Poirier beats a few cans and all of a sudden he's supposed to demolish The Korean Zombie ? Get outta here. Hey, I like the kid and I like that he overdoses on diabetes after fights but he is not the Korean Zombie. He hasn't submitted anyone with a Twister, he hasn't been DQ'd for knocking out a dude with an illegal spinning back fist, he's not Korean. The Zombie is gonna be all over Poiriers buttocks and I'm expecting another shockingly fast KO. I then want Aldo to destroy Koch and then have KZ fight him at the end of the year. PLUS, I just tried kimchi for the first time this year and I'm addicted. The writings on the wall. Kimchi Zombie by Bulgogi Burrito KO in the first 27 seconds.
Apparently Amir Sadollah is the co-main event against some twat that lost to JUSTIN FUCKING EDWARDS in his UFC debut. Are you shitting me Dana ? Go fuck yourself. Amir Sadollah is the shittiest fighter that was ever employed by Zuffa and he also lost in his last fight to The Gangbang Duane Ludwig. What the fuck. Two guys coming off of losses and they're the co-main event ? Fuck you Dana. I hope all 3 of these douchebags die at the same time and then Brittney has to walk in the cage and poledance for 15 minutes. Get outta here with this garbage.
Jeremy Stephens tried to lay n pray against Anthony Pettis and Cerrone got Stockton Slap'd to death by Nate Diaz. Lil Heathen still has shitty striking and theres no way he gets in close enough to land a clean shot on Cerrone. Stephens gets frustrated and tries to take Cerrone down but gets choked out with a guillotine. Lock of the night. Don't be scared, homie.
Who the fuck is Jeff Houghland ? How is Yves Jabroni still signed ? Jabroni by leg kicks I guess. I don't really care. I'll probably miss most of the main card anyways.
YES. Fabio Maldonado is BACK. I love that dude and I'm still pissed at how badly he got screwed against Kyle Kingsbury. Igor Cracker Jack has sucked for a long time and he's getting liver punched to the death. This could be Fight Of The Night since it'll be stand n wang the whole time. Moldy Nalgas by TKO 2nd round.
Tom Lawlor honored Genki Sudo with his weigh-in today and goddamn was it awesome. J-Mac is a very handsome ginger but I'm thinking that Lawlor will be too awesome for him and end up choking him out. Lawlor is kind of a dummy though so he'll either gas or get caught in something. Whatever. He still dressed up as Genki Sudo. Lawlor by Flawless Victory.
I'm gonna run through these prelims because who wants to watch fights at 2pm on a Tuesday ?
I hate Cody Mckenzie so the other guy by flying upside down Yoga Flame/Yoga Fire.
Brad Tavares is hawaiian.
I hate TJ Grant and Carlo Prater.
dos Anjos always finds a way to blow a fight he was winning, Shalorus just sucks. The world loses.
Curran shoulda got the win against Jorgensen. Curran by retribution.
Two beaners, two losers.
I'm out. I have some Cheez-Its to eat.
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